Bill Gross from Idealab in his 2003 Ted Talk:
Archive for May, 2009
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Blind possessed choir boys, Fonzie's been cloned, I'll open the door for you, over-suprised guy, That angel guy just felt me up, Total Eclipse of the Heart subtitled on May 29, 2009| Leave a Comment »
I am just ripping off Andrew Sullivan today. It loses something in the bridge where they start to critique the video, but ends strong:
Fonzie’s been cloned.
This is the most brilliant post-modern comedic sketch I’ve ever seen:
What? They’re serious?
Oh… man. Where do you begin?
Hat tip to Andrew Sullivan. And hat tip to AS for the blogging phrase “hat tip.”
UPDATE: The comments on YouTube are incredibly vicious (and, at times, completely appropriate). I don’t agree with these guys, but they’re pretty young. I just don’t think liberals serve themselves well when they savage people. Yeah, these guys are co-opting a cultural form that their ‘side’ has criticized and attempted to censor for years. But I don’t think it’s malicious, just clueless.
On the other hand, they are Army enlistment age, and go to Dartmouth. That’s kind of an easy target when they’re ‘rapping’ about soldiers spilling blood. Feel free to enlist at any time, boys.
Posted in Comedy, Politics, Sports, tagged Bill Simmons on bad NBA officiating, FiveThirtyEight, Henry Rollins school of Truth Telling, Malcolm Gladwell, Nate Silver, Tastefully Done, Totally Nude on May 28, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Nice little article here. I pretty much agree with all of it. Simmons is to sports columns what Prince is to musical output: needs an editor, but you still want to hear all of the unfiltered weirdness. Not that Simmons is half the genius Prince is (sorry Bill).
I go back ‘n forth on Simmons. There are times when I’m completely in awe of the balls it takes to repeatedly bite the hand that feeds him. He’s of the Henry Rollins school of Truth Telling. On the other hand, some of his celeb biting can be a bit juvenile and downright mean, and his lusting after female celebs can be stuck in high school.
But then I remember he’s a married man, and it all makes more sense. Plus, if I’m honest, I’m probably just jealous he gets to hang with Malcolm Gladwell.
The thing I love about the column is, despite his huge Celtic bias, Simmons loves the game of basketball, so much so that he wants fans to record, diagram, and publish questionable officiating practices to get to the Truth of the matter. That’s awesomely insane, and Simmons knows there’s some NBA psycho somewhere who will do the work for free, in a manner to rival Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight. Can’t wait to see that site.
The FiveThirtyEight of basketball officiating. Nice work, Sports Guy.
Posted in Comedy, Politics, Sports, tagged David Stern's tears heal wounded puppies, Dwight Howard's blog, ESPN biased, Kobe Bryant, Kobe/LeBron Puppets, Lebron James, NBA basketball, NBA Playoffs on May 27, 2009| Leave a Comment »
And by this, I mean Nuggets defeat Lakers and Kobe (tied 2-2), Magic defeat Cavs and the Chosen One (Magic up 3-1). And it would make David Stern cry. And so many others so, so happy.
I’ve been stunned by the (relative) even-keel officiating in these playoffs (besides the occasional bullshit T on Howard). Even when the refs are trying like hell to keep the Cavs in it, the Magic have been finding a way to pull it out. And we’re slowly seeing that the Lakers don’t have enough pieces around them to stop a team like the Nuggets, one that bangs ’em around, has an unflappable point guard in Mr. Big Shot, and hits from outside with JR Smith.
All the Kobe vs. LeBron talk could be for naught. (And by the way, HOLY F**K, ESPN with your stupid-ass ‘Could LeBron have played football?’ articles. I don’t know. Do you think the Hulk could beat the Thing in a fight? SHUT UP.) The (admittedly great) Kobe/LeBron puppets could go to waste. All because two teams said, “Wait a minute. We’re still here. We will beat you and the refs.” The sheer amount of disrespect the national media have given Denver and Orlando is mind-boggling.
And could someone please explain to me how Magic Johnson is allowed to commentate on a game when he owns a stake in the f*cking Lakers? How could he possibly be considered impartial? Or even allowed to open his mouth to comment on the game? Are they not even pretending anymore?
Go Denver. Go Magic. Whew. I feel better.
THE GREAT NIKE PUPPET COMMERCIALS (Credit where credit is due):
The Cookie One:
“Beef and Broccoli!”
The Chalk One (which is great because the whole chalk bullshit is a move that Lebron ripped off from KG):
“Why do we live together?”
Here’s a couple of nice articles: first is Rick Reilly’s ‘Letter to God’ pleading for a Denver Championship. Here’s my favorite of late, former ‘Strib writer Steve Aschburner’s great take on the LeBron ref bias. From Dwight Howard’s blog:
“I told y’all the other day that we find it really disrespectful that everybody seems to be pulling for LeBron and Kobe [Bryant] to get to the Finals,” Howard posted Memorial Day morning. “Every time I look at TV, it seems like that’s all anybody is talking about. It’s like nobody is even giving us a shot at winning this series and we’ve used it as motivation.
“We’re up 2-to-1 and we have a long way to go vs. the Cavs, but hopefully we can mess up those plans of getting Cleveland and L.A. in the Finals. If the lil’ ol’ Magic make it, what will they say then? … Nobody out there on ESPN thinks that we can do it, but we think we have everything that it takes right now to bring that ‘ship back to O-town. Aiiight, y’all I guess I gotta go watch another one of these LeBron and Kobe commercials on TV. Naw, just kiddin’.”
I was watching this game at an undisclosed location in Los Angeles. When the calls weren’t going their way, the Laker’s fans in the bar sounded like hundreds of cats being roasted alive. It was a good night.
PS. No cats were harmed in the crafting of that witless analogy.